Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant. - Unknown 
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quote[1] = " Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies. - Gene Hill ";
quote[2] = " In dog years, I'm dead. - Unknown ";
quote[3] = " I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner ";
quote[4] = " You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. - Nora Ephron ";
quote[5] = " Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. - Smiley Blanton ";
quote[6] = " The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andrew A. Rooney ";
quote[7] = " Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. - Holbrook Jackson ";
quote[8] = " A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings ";
quote[9] = " No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. - Christopher Morley ";
quote[10] = " Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. - Unknown ";
quote[11] = " Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. - Unknown ";
quote[12] = " When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey ";
quote[13] = " There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams ";
quote[14] = " Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories! - Dr. Tom Cat ";
quote[15] = " Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers ";
quote[16] = " If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. - James Thurber ";
quote[17] = " I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. - August Strindberg ";
quote[18] = " Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy ";
quote[19] = " Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx ";
quote[20] = " To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley ";
quote[21] = " A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley ";
quote[22] = " No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. - Fran Lebowitz ";
quote[23] = " If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain ";
quote[24] = " I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. - John Steinbeck ";
quote[25] = " The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous ";
quote[26] = " If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers ";
quote[27] = " We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. - M. Acklam";
quote[28] = " Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. - Sigmund Freud";
quote[29] = " Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P. Jones";
quote[30] = " If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown";
quote[31] = " Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! - Anne Tyler";
quote[32] = " Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein";
quote[33] = " You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' - Dave Barry";
quote[34] = " Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras";
quote[35] = " If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. - Phil Pastoret";
quote[36] = " If you think can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt: a Dog";
quote[37] = " In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human; The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog. - Edward Hoagland";
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